Men

07.29.2009 Men, Silliness

Cougar on the sly

My air conditioner broke. I called the repair people. The guy comes out within 40 minutes.

HE’S GORGEOUS. He’s even gorgeous with those paper booties he has to keep putting on and taking off.

I’m all a-drool. He’s probably 20+ years younger than me. He could have sold me on ten year’s worth of air filters or a service contract.

Imaginations sometimes need to be reined in. I’m just sayin’.

04.06.2009 Men, Quotes

Alex P. Keaton

I saw this quote in my Woman’s World magazine and had to share it.

If a man says something in the forest and his wife isn’t there to hear him, he’s still wrong.

–Michael J. Fox

Isn’t that priceless? I would love to meet Michael J. Fox sometime. He seems like such a great guy.

And don’t forget I have another blog. I analyze Woman’s World stories every Monday in an effort to help others publish stories with them. And today’s Monday!

02.25.2009 Eye Candy, Men, Two Choices

Time for another choice. Inspired by the Oscar show, I find myself thinking of Hugh Jackman. He’s Australian. That country can sure put out some hot guys. And who knew he could sing and dance? I was flabbergasted. That was a really tough number he did with Alicia Keys, all those song changes!

However, Simon Baker is another Aussie that I think is damn sexy. You might remember him as the shitheel in The Devil Wears Prada. He also starred in the TV show, “The Guardian.” I have no idea if he can sing or dance, but frankly, I don’t care! All he has to do is stand there and breathe. (Okay, he could kiss me or fondle me or…you get the picture.)

So, who do you prefer, Hugh Jackman or Simon Baker?

02.24.2009 Fun, Husbands, Men

Installing a Husband

A friend sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0,* NFL 3.0 and* Golf Clubs 4.1. Also, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0. It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support