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03.12.2009 Fun, Games, Shopping, Thursday 3

Thursday 3: $1000 Spree

The real meme is to do Thursday 13, a list of any 13 things you want. I only do three. Sue me.

If I had an extra thousand dollars to spend, here’s what I’d get:

1. The Wii game system ($250)

2. The Wii Fit ($100)

3. The Kindle 2 ($400)

I’d even have $250 left over.

What would you buy?

03.04.2009 Fun

We’re All “Special”

We all have talents.

I can put a cherry stem my mouth and tie it in a knot.

What is a particular talent that you have? Something people might not know you can do.

02.24.2009 Fun, Husbands, Men

Installing a Husband

A friend sent this to me and I thought it was hilarious.

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0,* NFL 3.0 and* Golf Clubs 4.1. Also, Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0. It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

02.18.2009 Fun, Videos

Group Paralysis

I like to play pranks. I think the last real good one I played was last April first when I safety pinned all my husband’s underwear together so when he was dressing in the morning, about six pairs came out of his drawer instead of one! (From the kitchen, I hear his wry reaction, “Oh, very funny.” LMAO)

Anyway, this is a prank on a grand scale. I think it would have been so fun to be part of it.

I just tried to show my sons this because I thought they’d enjoy it. All I got were mocking, teenaged smiles. “Geez, Mom,” says my eldest. “I’ve seen that a zillion times. It’s on my iPod.”

Sheesh.