Turns out that no one would be brave enough to try cuy. Maybe I shouldn’t have answered myself. Maybe I turned people off to the idea of roasted guinea pig…
Since no one wanted to do my Mad Lib, I decided to have a go at it. You were supposed to think up
- a period of time
- a name
- a verb
- four nouns
- an adjective
And here is the Leap of Faith blurb with the Mad Lib words inserted:
A split second ago, Vladimir blew up the Incan flip flops and has since been condemned to a life of pancakes and dirt. Only through tongue will he find forgiveness. But is it his tongue that is required, or that of the young woman who stumbles into his busty world?
Well, that was pretty funny, if I do say so myself! Feel free to provide a list of zany words, and I’ll insert them tomorrow.
Today I’m posting a short excerpt from Leap of Faith. I hope you enjoy it. I even hope you buy it!
Sometimes what seemed enchanting at night lost its glamour by light of day, especially when it came to men, but even in the bright sun Amaru was one spectacular example of masculinity. The man was all muscle, not a scrap of fat on him, and although his face wasn’t handsome in the classic sense, the rugged, primitive strength Kira saw there was just as appealing as any of the pretty boy looks she might find on the pages of a men’s magazine.
He thrust his head under the stream, washed his unshaven face, then combed his hands through his hair. The water ran in rivulets down his neck to be soaked up by his tunic. Until today, she’d never considered necks to be particularly sexy, but if her lips had had free will they would have been on his neck like magnets on a fridge.
Reluctantly, she pulled her eyes back up to his face, but judging from his smile, he knew she’d been ogling him and he didn’t mind one bit. In fact, still grinning, he said, “It is already hot today and I am somewhat sweaty from working the garden.”
And sweat never looked better.
Then, to her shock and delight, he stripped off his tunic to reveal his magnificent body clothed in nothing but an honest-to-goodness loincloth. Having never seen a loincloth in person before, she realized now how little they actually covered.
Her lips suddenly had a different destination in mind.
Question for today: Would you prefer your hero garbed in a loincloth, chaps, a tux, or a kilt? Answer in the comment section and you may win a free book at the end of the week.
